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Fantasy Rewind: NFL Week 7 Winners and Losers

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Longhorn Running Backs Dominated the Weekend

After dropping five straight, my fantasy team rebounded this week with standout performances by Thomas Jones, Miles Austin and the Steelers DST.  Thankfully, the Chicago Sharts still have an outside chance to make the league playoffs.

It was a good weekend across the board for most established performers, and I imagine most of your league’s scores are hovering around the century mark (especially in PPR leagues).  In this week’s rewind, I eat a little crow on two players (Cedric Benson and Carson Palmer) that I doubted earlier this year.

The Winners

Thomas Jones, RB, Jets:  The Rodney Dangerfield of football (both on the field and in fantasy) just keeps on chugging.  With 26 carries for 121 yards and score on Sunday, Jones has totaled 331  yards and two scores in his last two outings.  This was his fourth dominant fantasy performance of the year (19, 30, 16, 23).  Although he’s faced weak running defenses, Jones is in must-start territory from week to week.

Cedric Benson, RB, Bengals:  Benson is quickly becoming a throwback to the days of a single lead back.  Ced’s 37 carries against Chicago is the league’s highest single-game total this year, and he’s leading the league in both total rushing yards (720) and attempts per game (23).  His lowest fantasy output this year is 8 pts. (ESPN standard scoring), making the Orange Jesus only slightly less consistent than his Purple counterpart.

Miles Austin, WR, Cowboys:  Check out Austin’s two-game totals — 421 yards and 4 TDs.  He hasn’t cracked the top 10 in total fantasy points for a wideout, but little doubt remains about his ability or chemistry with Tony Romo.

Ricky Williams, RB, Miami:  Is there a better compliment to Ronnie Brown, or any starting back for that matter?  Williams averages only 12-13 touches per game but has accounted for nearly 540 yards and 6 scores.  This is Williams’ ninth year in the league, and the guy is well beyond the age when most running backs deteriorate (32).  But the former Heisman winner shows incredible burst through the hole and still has elite speed for a power back.

Matt Schaub, QB, Texans:  I think fantasy owners are finally past any hesitation starting Schaub week-to-week.  Although he didn’t put up staggering numbers on Sunday (264 yards, 2 TDs), he’s more consistent and has the tools and team to hang with Brady and Brees on occasion.  If Steve Slaton can continue to improve on the ground (he’s been terrific as a pass-catcher this year), expect big things from Schaub.

Carson Palmer, QB, Bengals:  The rumors of Palmer’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.  The second Bengal on this list put up Brady-like numbers on Sunday (233 yards, 5 TDs), albeit against a pitiful Chicago secondary.  You’re not going to see this on a weekly basis but with Benson keeping 7-8 defenders in the box, Palmer is more than capable of making good secondaries pay.

Vernon Davis, TE, 49ers:  Move over Antonio Gates, Davis is now the best red-zone TE in the league.  And with the return of Alex Smith, you can only expect more of the same (this duo has demonstrated good chemistry in the past).  He’s not going to net huge yardage or reception totals, but almost 1-in-4 of his receptions goes for a TD.

Honorable Mention:  Green Bay offense; Steelers DST; Chad Ochocinco, Bengals

The Losers

Hines Ward, WR, Steelers:  The top-five fantasy receiver had a slow day on Sunday, netting one reception for three yards against a stout Minnesota defense (even without Antoine Winfield).  It was a quirky offensive day for both squads, with much of the scoring coming from special teams and turnovers.  Although Ward is losing some possession targets to Heath Miller, these games are going to happen now and again.  He faces a tough secondary in Denver after next week’s bye.

Santonio Holmes, WR, Steelers:  It pains me to put Ward and Holmes on this list but at least the Steelers defense showed up this week.  Holmes is a matchup performer (think Lee Evans) and a deep threat but he hasn’t overtaken Ward as the team’s go-to guy, even when the Steelers are putting up good yardage numbers.  You’ll get a few gems but don’t expect any sort of consistency week-to-week.

Matt Forte, RB, Bears:  You can’t blame Forte for this week’s totals (49 total yards, 0 TDs).  The game was over before the end of the first quarter, and he quickly became a non-factor.  But the writing is on the wall — the Bears line can’t run block, and Forte isn’t showing the same burst or decisive cutback runs that made  him so effective last year.  Without the Detroit game, Forte has carried 80 times for 197 yards and zero scores this year.  And the rest of the schedule (Philadelphia, Baltimore and Minnesota twice) doesn’t bode well for a second-half recovery.

Terrell Owens, WR, Bills:  Like Forte, it’s time to stop banging your head against the keyboard and sit (or drop) T.O.  He is quite simply the worst starting #1 receiver in the league right now (well, outside of Roy Williams, who just lost his #1 status to Miles Austin).  If you stripped away the name, would you even consider starting a WR that has 18 catches for 242 yards and score?

Greg Olson, TE, Bears:  Our second Bear on the list was considered a breakout performer by many (including me) with the addition of Cutler.  Olson totaled four catches for 24 yards against the Bengals in a game that saw the Bears throwing on three and four downs.  Not a good sign.  In an offense that can’t run and a hit-or-miss quarterback, Olson’s value has dropped to bye week replacement status.

Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions:  If you’ve ever seen Johnson play in person, he’s truly a man among boys on the field.  He may be the most complete and physically dominant receiver in the league.  However, in addition to playing in the Lions offense, he’s dealing with a nagging injury that kept him off the field on Sunday.  Although he had a great performance against in Week 4, you can probably attribute that to the Bears secondary.  With Daunte Culpepper and Matthew Stafford rotating at quarterback (due to injuries), Megatron’s talents will continue to be wasted.

Marion Barber, RB, Cowboys:  Ironically, the departure of Julius Jones may have been the worst thing to happen to Barber.  Instead of an adequate but error-prone back-up, Barber is splitting carries with a true game breaker (Felix Jones) and a proven backup (Tashard Choice).  Never mind that the Barbarian is running for a career-best 4.8 yards per carry — Jones is averaging almost 9 yards per, and the Cowboys defense isn’t allowing them to close out games on the ground.

Honorable Mention:  Jay Cutler, Bears; Frank Gore, 49ers; Tony Gonzalez, Falcons; Antonio Gates, Chargers

NFL Week 5: Building a Full Waiver Wire Team From Scratch

Building on our Booms & Busts update for Week 5, we’re taking things a step further — creating a full team from scratch using only players currently available on waivers.  To qualify, a player has to be available in more than half of all ESPN leagues.

The Waiver Wire Wonders – Week 5 (% owned)

  • QB:  Jason Campbell (40%)
  • RB1:  Mewelde Moore (6%)
  • RB2:  Laurence Maroney (16%)
  • Flex:  Michael Bush (30%)
  • WR1:  Nate Washington (20%)
  • WR2:  Michael Jenkins (8%)
  • TE:  Todd Heap (40%)
  • DST:  Patriots(43%)

Is this helpful to anyone?  Probably not.  But it’s been raining for the last 48 hours here in Chicago, and I’m about to lose my mind.  We’ll check back next week and see how this team faired against my current team (which has undergone a few face lifts since).

Media Reaction to Edwards Trade

If you’re confused about the number of Coen Brothers movie posts going up the last few days, you’re not alone.  Unless you’ve seen every Coens’ movie at least once, it makes absolutely no sense.  But we’re trying something new, so do with it what you will.

In the meantime, let’s hurry back to more familiar territory.

Media Reactions to Braylon Edwards Trade

  • Bud Shaw, Cleveland Plain Dealer:  Now, a few days after Mangini installed Derek Anderson’s big arm behind center and praised the blocking and effort of Edwards against the Bengals, the Browns trade away the biggest weapon in the vertical passing game.
  • Gary Myers, New York Daily News: Edwards probably needed a fleet of Woody Johnson’s private planes on his trip from Cleveland to New Jersey to store all his baggage. Edwards is 6-3 and can do for Sanchez what Plaxico Burress did for Eli Manning . . . This is an all-or-nothing trade. Edwards will either get his game together or be a huge headache. A risk worth taking.
  • Tim Graham, ESPN.com: The New York Jets’ prized acquisition has bobbled passes like nobody else over the past couple of years. Edwards had a breakout season in 2007, catching 80 balls for 1,289 yards and 16 touchdowns. But he also has been plagued with cement hands that drove Cleveland Browns fans bonkers.
  • Angel Navedo, BleacherReport.com: There are no sure things in gambling, but coach Rex Ryan’s familiarity with Edwards should put fans at ease.  If Ryan believed in him after preparing for him twice a year in Baltimore, then it’s safe to assume that the decision to make the trade was carefully examined.
  • Nate Davis, USAToday.com: Cleveland rids itself of a player who didn’t seem enthralled with new coach Eric Mangini and whose contract was up after the season. The Browns add a serviceable player in Stuckey, more ammunition to turn over their largely talent-starved roster all while creating more playing time for rookie WRs . . .

CBCT: West Region, Round 1 Recap

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A quick recap of last night’s first-round matchups in the CBCT West Regional.  You can check out the play-by-play here.

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CBCT: West Region, Round 1

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Welcome to the first round of the Coen Brothers Character Tournament.  Check out this post for a refresher on tournament rules.  Tonight we open the West Region matchups featuring 16 well-known Coen characters.

And on to the fights.

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#1 The Dude (The Big Lebowski) vs. #16 Bernie Bernbaum (Miller’s Crossing)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (2 – 5):  Advantage Bernbaum.
  • Luck (5-2):  Advantage The Dude.
  • Heart (5-1):  Advantage  The Dude.

The Winner:

The Dude by Unanimous Decision.  With a liter of White Russians pumping through his veins, The Dude outlasts a wilting Bernbaum for the decision.  According to subsequent police reports, Bernbaum retaliated by pissing on The Dude’s rug.

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#8 Norville Barnes (The Hudsucker Proxy) vs. #9 Osbourne Cox (Burn After Reading)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (2 – 5):  Advantage Cox.
  • Luck (5-1):  Advantage Barnes.
  • Heart (5-2):  Advantage Barnes.

The Winner:

Barnes by TKO. Easily the best matchup of the first round.  The unorthodox Barnes exits his corner holding a  nondescript plastic disc while swinging a sand-filled hoop around his hips.  Cox is clearly shitfaced, a 1,200- page manuscript in one hand and a hatchet in the other, staring intently not at Barnes but his corner man, Harry Pfarrer.  Barnes takes the opening, using the disc to open a gash on Cox’s cheek.  Startled, Cox side-steps a second blow while simultaneously bludgeoning Barnes with the full weight of his ambitious yet dry manuscript.  Barnes regains his footing and circles Cox, the swinging hoop making its way up his torso to defend against a potential hatchet chop.  Cox counters with a sweeping manuscript strike to the groin.  Stunned, Barnes backpedals to the ropes.  In a flash, Cox follows with the hatchet, missing wide but severing Barnes’ protective neck hoop.  Barnes musters his remaining strength and executes the rarely seen double somersault between Cox’s legs, reversing his position and unleashing a 360 degree plastic disc slice to Cox’s mid-section.  Drunk but not that drunk, Cox parries with the manuscript.  The binding explodes under the force leaving Cox, with hatchet, and Barnes, with disc, on the brink of frenzy.  Enraged but still a CIA operative trained to be cool under pressure, Cox feigns a second hatchet slice before dropping a Three Stooges double-eye poke on Barnes.  Blinded, Barnes crumples to the mat, holding the now-cracked plastic disk feebly in defense.  Cox, relishing the moment, makes a throat-slash gesture to Pfarrer in the corner before winding up for the finishing blow.  Suddenly, the entire arena is frozen in time as the angelic image of Waring Hudsucker descends from above.  Moments later, Cox is listless on the floor while a rejuvenated Barnes walks away triumphantly, mumbling something about a rock that changes color with your mood.

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#5 Linda Litzke (Burn After Reading) vs. #12 Carson Wells (No Country)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (2 – 4):  Advantage Wells.
  • Luck (5-1):  Advantage Litzke.
  • Heart (5-3):  Advantage Litzke.

The Winner:

Litzke by TKO. Litzke enters the ring looking terrific, thanks in large part to the CIA’s gracious investment in her body modifications.  Wells comes out aggressive, doing at least $25,000 of damage to Litzke’s new cheeks and nose.  At the close of round three, Wells does a bit of show-boating and accidentally walks back to the wrong corner.  Unknown to Wells, Litzke won an intense pre-fight coin flip and had Anton Chigurh working her corner.  A dull thooomp later and it’s Litzke by TKO.

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#4 Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski) vs. #13 Jerry Lundegaard (Fargo)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (2 – 2):  Even.
  • Luck (3-2):  Advantage Sobchak.
  • Heart (5-1):  Advantage Sobchak.

The Winner:

Sobchak by KO. Sobchak enters the cage with his league championship bowling ball in hand.  In response, Lundegaard signals his corner man Carl Showalter, who vanishes into the crowd.  Moments later Sobchak receives a phone call saying The Dude is being held for ransom pending the outcome of the fight.  Not one to back down in the face of unchecked aggression, Sobchak nearly decapitates Lundegaard with a 7-10 split.  The Dude is recovered unharmed from Bunny Lebowski’s guest quarters.

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#6 Julian Marty (Blood Simple) vs. #11 Pete (O’Brother)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (3 – 2):  Advantage Marty.
  • Luck (2-3):  Advantage Pete.
  • Heart (5-3):  Advantage Marty.

The Winner:

Pete by KO. Our first upset in the West Region.  At one point it appeared that Pete killed Marty with a devastating right hook.  The fighter lay motionless for what seemed like an eternity before rising to his feet.  It was one of the most remarkable recoveries ever seen in tournament play.  And then Pete literally killed him.

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#3 Ulysses Everett McGill (O’Brother) vs. #14 Big Dave Brewster (The Man Who Wasn’t There)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (4 – 3):  Advantage Everett.
  • Luck (5-1):  Advantage Everett.
  • Heart (5-3):  Advantage Everett.

The Winner:

Everett by TKO.  There was a lot of controversy post-fight.  Big Dave’s camp argued that Everett’s Dapper Dan hair treatment (not to be confused with FOP) was illegally applied to his face, making it nearly impossible to land a punch.  In response, Everett told local press that given the “personal rancor reflected in that remark, I don’t intend to dignify it with comment.”

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#7 Barton Fink (Barton Fink) vs. #10 Shep Proudfoot (Fargo)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (5 – 1):  Advantage Fink.
  • Luck (1-1):  Even.
  • Heart (1-2):  Advantage Proudfoot.

The Winner:

Proudfoot by DQ. Another upset, although this one by disqualification.  Proudfoot, holding a considerable size advantage, unleashed a merciless furry of belt whips to the vastly undersized Fink.  After six rounds, however, it appeared Fink was taking absolutely no damage, with Proudfoot looking near exhausted for the effort.  After consulting with his corner man (Satan), Fink declined to come out of his corner for the next round, stating simply that he had more un-produced scripts to write.

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#2 Anton Chigurh (No Country) vs. #15 Gaear Grimsrud (Fargo)

Tale of the Tape:

  • Intelligence (5 – 3):  Advantage Chigurh.
  • Luck (5-1):  Advantage Chigurh.
  • Heart (5-1):  Advantage Chigurh.

The Winner:

Anton Chigurh by KO.  Grimsrud was clearly over-matched from the opening bell, attempting to lure Chigurh to the chipper-shredder set up near his corner.  A poor strategy against the more nimble Chigurh and his scary compressed air . . . thing.

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Check back later this week for the first round of the East Region matchups.

Coen Brothers Character Tournament (CBCT)

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The more I invest in this blog, the more I appreciate the importance of creativity when broaching topics beat into the ground on a daily basis.  Prime examples — fantasy football, any and all lists, sports news updates and video game reviews.

I’m guilty on all counts, mostly because I enjoy writing about those same topics, and most people enjoy reading about them.

It’s been a while since my first post on five recurring plot devices in Coen Brothers movies.  It probably wasn’t any more insightful than the other 10,000 posts on the same topic, but it was fun to put together.

Today I’m going to try a different approach.  Instead of opining about my favorite Coen Brothers characters, I’m going to pit them against each other tournament-style using a set of established criteria to pick the winner.

Okay, it’s not a totally original concept, but let’s see what happens.

We’ll look at three specific traits, with each given a rating from 1-5 (with 5 being the best).

  • Intelligence — The ability to out-think and out-plan their opponent using brains rather than brawn
  • Luck – Think the Dude, both good and bad
  • Heart — Ability to take significant punishment and come back swinging

It’s doesn’t quite have the balance of rock-paper-scissors but close enough.  Given the number of characters at our disposal, we’ll do two regional brackets each with 16 characters (for a total of 32), then bring those winners together for the Final Four.

We’ll get started with Round 1 shortly.

Five Browser-Based Games To Close Out Your Work Day

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Bo Knows Procrastination

When I was a nine-to-fiver, the afternoon hour between 3 pm and 4 pm was devastating.

When fire drills are happening left and right, that one hour reminds you just how little time remained to fix whatever fuck up was causing your boss to walk into your office every 15 minutes.

But when the shit isn’t flying and your job is relatively safe, that one hour can be even worse.  Especially on a Thursday or Friday before a big weekend.

Before you suck it up and actually work on that long-term project sitting on your To Do List, check out these little time-wasting gems.  All playable in your browser for free.

Note:  Be sure to turn your sound off before playing (rookie mistake).  Unless you’re sitting in a corner office.  In that case, don’t bother wasting time on video games, just head to the bar now.  Go ahead.  No one’s watching.

Desktop Tower Defense 1.5

  • Rating:  5/5
  • Description:  Build and upgrade your line of defense against wave after wave of pixels with ill intent.
  • Time It Will Waste:   It’ll be quittin’ time before you know it

Monster’s Den:  Book of Dread

  • Rating:  5/5
  • Description:  An addicting dungeon crawler for you RPG fans
  • Time It Will Waste:  May extend to your off-work hours

Word Whomp

  • Rating:  4/5
  • Description:  One part scrabble, one part wheel of fortune, this is for you brainy types
  • Time It Will Waste:  More than a trip to the bathroom

Robokill

  • Rating:  4/5
  • Description:  You are a robot, you kill stuff
  • Time It Will Waste:  Long enough to realize that you’re rocking the video game tongue

Tecmo Bowl

  • Rating:  5/5
  • Description:  The game that stole a significant amount of my childhood is now playable online for free (as are many NES games on this site)
  • Time It Will Waste:   As long as it takes for you to get Bo Jackson or Walter Payton 5,000 rushing yards and a championship

NFL Week 5: Fantasy Booms & Busts

Jessica Alba's Team is Undefeated

Jessica Alba's Team is Undefeated

If you’re 4-0 or 3-1 in your fantasy league, stop reading right now.  You’re a gifted prognosticator or lucky, probably both.  Either way, I hate you.  This week’s fantasy projections are for those degenerates riding a 1-3 or 0-4 start.  I am one of those degenerates.

Most head-to-head leagues start their playoff schedule in Week 13 or 14.  That means mid-season is right around the corner and the odds of turning things around are quickly decreasing, especially as the NFL heads into the bulk of its bye weeks.  Yes, it’s time to panic.

Before we get into your Week 5 saviors, let’s look at a few breakout performances last week that probably helped put you in the toilet (scoring based on ESPN non-PPR leagues):

  • 49ers DST: 38
  • Saints DST: 26
  • Brett Favre, Vikings: 28
  • Steve Smith, Giants: 26
  • Rashard Mendenhall, Steelers: 31
  • David Garrard and Mike Sims-Walker, Jaguars: 52 total points (31, 21)

For the most part, the usual crop of fantasy studs showed up last week.  But there were a few notable absences:

  • Steelers DST:  2
  • Titans DST:  -1
  • Drew Brees, Saints: 7
  • Tony Romo, Cowboys: 4
  • AP, Vikings:  8
  • LT, Chargers: 1
  • Jason Witten, Cowboys: 3
  • Marques Colston, Saints: 3

When you’re playing the wire this week, desperately looking for the slightest glimmer of hope, don’t focus on the player.  Most name brand and newly-established players are off the board, and will require commiserate value in trade scenarios (which you don’t have if you’re still reading).

So the story for Week 5 (and from here on out) is matchups.  Here’s  a few to investigate.

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Cleveland @ Buffalo: It’s been a rough start to the T.O. Era in Buffalo.  Expect that to change this week against a Browns team in complete disarray.  This is a great week to play Trent Edwards, especially with Marshawn Lynch active to help keep the defense honest.

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Minnesota @ St. Louis: Although he’s probably handcuffed to AP in your league, you can expect Chester Taylor to see a good amount of action as the Vikings try to keep All Day healthy.

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Pittsburgh @ Detroit: Rashard Mendenhall was probably your league’s first player off waivers this week after a breakout performance against the Chargers (of course, I dropped him after Week 3).  If you can’t lock him up, think about Mewelde Moore.  The Steelers will likely rest FWP another week, and limit Mendenhall’s touches.

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Oakland @ New York Giants: The word is out on Ahmad Bradshaw, and he’s probably not available in your league.  A decent shot for dirt time is Gartrell Johnson, the Giants’ third-string back.  If this one goes blowout, which it very well could against the Raiders 26th-ranked run defense, expect Coach Tom Coughlin to rest Thunder and Lightning v2.0 in favor of Gartrell.

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Houston @ Arizona: I like two backup RBs in this matchup.  Ryan Moats is the biggest beneficiary of Steve Slaton’s continued fumble-itis, and although the Cardinals have improved against the run, Moats could be a factor if Slaton puts it on the ground again.  Beanie Wells is a longer-shot, especially if Hightower continues get goal-line carries, but the Cardinal’s might look to the OSU star to spark its 31st-ranked rushing offense.

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Atlanta @ San Francisco: The 49ers have the highest-scoring DST but they’re owned in only 30% of ESPN leagues.  Although they face a tougher matchup this week against Matt Ryan and league’s 23rd-ranked offense, expect them to stay opportunistic.  Vernon Davis is owned in only 40% of ESPN leagues but is the third-highest scoring TE behind Gates and Clark.  Plus, the Falcons have given up multiple touchdowns to tight ends this year.

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Dallas @ Kansas City: Tashard Choice is owned in less than half of ESPN leagues and could see significant team even with Barber back in action.  Akin to the 49ers DST matchup last week, I like the Dallas DST as a solid waiver play against the Chiefs.

Michael Crabtree Signs with Niners, Avoids Mike Williams’ Fate

Michael Crabtree finally succumbed to Head Coach Mike Singletary’s impenetrable gaze and Jedi mind tricks.  From ESPN:

The deal, first reported by ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter, was confirmed by 49ers spokesman Bob Lange in a text message to The Associated Press early Wednesday.

Crabtree will get a six-year deal that he can void to five years if he meets undefined performance clauses, a league source told ESPN’s Michael Smith.

The 22-year-old Crabtree is expected to report to the team’s training facility Wednesday.

Crabtree and agent Eugene Parker met into the early-morning hours Wednesday with 49ers owner Jed York, general manager Scot McCloughan and Paraag Marathe, vice president of football operations. The two sides had gone almost three weeks without talking.

Although the  circumstances are different, we’ve seen the impact a full year away from the game can have on wide receiving prospects.  Mike Williams, the former USC standout, slugged through four incredibly disappointing seasons before he was cut by the Titans.

Crabtree was heading for a similar fate.  Like Williams, he would’ve made his money in the 2010 draft, but the deterioration of his game over the next year would’ve been an enormous hurdle.

One of my friends was a premier player in the AFL for a number of years.  With the league back on its feet, I asked him last night if he was interested in playing again for two more years.  His response:  It would take me two years just to get back into game shape.  In Crabtree’s case, he was looking at not playing a single NFL down for nearly 18 months, and as we’re seeing with Vick’s return, it’s a long road back to game shape.

Like Vernon Davis, I think Crabtree will benefit immensely from Singletary, the rare disciplinarian that also connects with his players as human beings.  If he can get Crabtree going by mid-season, and if Gore can stay healthy, this Niners team may finally turn the corner.

Lebron James Kicks Braylon Edwards Out of Ohio

The King Has Forsaken Edwards

The King Has Forsaken Edwards

More news today on the wide receiver front.  According to the only ESPN insider that’s actually an insider, Adam Schefter:

In the deal, first reported by ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter, the Jets agreed to send key special teams player Jason Trusnik, wide receiver Chansi Stuckey and a pair of draft picks to Cleveland.

Apparently Rex Ryan was one of the six people that read my post on the worst NFL trade this decade and decided to ante up.  We’ll get to that in a second.

This may be the first time in history that a major athlete in a DIFFERENT SPORT ran another major athlete out of town.  As if things weren’t bad enough for Edwards on the field (10 catches, 139 yards), he punches a King James compatriot during a night club incident last Sunday and earns a one-way ticket out of The Forest City.  It was the last straw for a Browns franchise in a state of perpetual rebuilding.

More importantly, we may have a late entry in the Worst NFL Trade of the Decade sweepstakes.  We won’t have a clear picture until we get the final numbers on those draft picks, and have a chance to watch Edwards through next season.  Right now it’s a dark horse behind Williams to the ‘boys.