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NFL 2010 Fantasy Predictions

Drafting for 2010

After a few months off (see: extended holiday boozing), I’m back and ready to own up to my successes and failures as a fantasy prognosticator.  It was a long season for the Chicago Sharts, having placed far too many eggs in the baskets of Jay Cutler, Steve Slaton and Brian Westbrook.

Cutler was a decided risk.  My strategy (in a 10-team league) was to hold off taking a QB until the second half of the draft.  This was based largely on my success a year earlier with Kurt Warner in the late rounds.  Wrong.  Grade:  F

Slaton and Westbrook ran into different but equally debilitating issues.  Slaton fumbled more than a Mariah Carey acceptance speech, and Westbrook joined the Merrill Hoge ranks of disturbing and repeated concussions.  Neither was effective or valuable the entire year, but I had to keep them on the roster in hopes of a recovery.  Thomas Jones was my only bright spot.  Grade:  C-.

Had the league played with only WRs and TEs, I would’ve had the title.  Larry Fitzgerald was dominant (even if not to the level we expected), and Miles Austin had a breakout year.  Add another consistent season from Tony Gonzalez and this became a solid receiving crew.  Grade:  B+.

ESPN Standard Scoring  Analysis

Anyone that drafted 6-10 had a major decision this year.  Every sure-fire RB was off the board and the stable of top-tier receivers was thin (or so we thought).  I picked seventh and the question was clear:  Do I start the WR run or reach into a huge lot of second-tier running backs?  I went Fitzgerald and subsequently endured a 3-10 season.

Some of that can be blamed on my RB challenges, and relying on Cutler/Flacco the entire season (hey, they looked decent at times).  But it cemented a universal truth that, before this year’s draft, was being challenged in some corners.  Regardless of draft position, your team will live and die with two positions:  QB and RB.  The only dynamic that changed is fantasy priority between the two.

The Pitfalls of a WR/WR Strategy

Before I get into that, let’s talk about the WR/WR strategy.  It’s certainly daring, and given the RB depth in 2009 (six scored 200+ pts. on the season; 18 scored 150+), I found quite a few options in the next three rounds.  On the other hand, the WR pool wasn’t nearly as deep (three scored 200+ this year; 13 scored 150+).

The logical fallacy (and the one I believed) was that the overall WR pool was not only much smaller but that the top tier was half the size of their backfield counterparts.  The numbers seemed to favor WR/WR when picking after the top RB tier was gone.  So get while the gettin’s good, right?  Unfortunately, distribution was everything in 2009 (and being too lazy to check, I’d guess every year in the past decade).

Let’s take Fitzy for example.  He finished fifth in ESPN standard scoring (180 pts.) for WRs, yet he had just as many single-digit games (8) as he did double-digit.  Of the latter, only two were above 20 points (24, 20).

Another example is Miles Austin, who finished third in WR scoring (194).  Austin recorded nine games in double digits.  Of those, only three were above 20 points (37, 29, 20).  You could plug Andre Johnson or Randy Moss (#1 and #2, respectively) into Austin’s example.  Both logged nine games in double-digits, with Moss scoring above 20 four times and Johnson three.

Overall, the top five WRs totaled 43 games in double-digits with 16 outings above 20 points.  In comparison, the top five RBs totaled 59 games in double-digits with 22 outings above 20 points.  But that’s not the point — we already knew the top RBs would outscore and be more consistent than the top WRs.

This is a little subjective but let’s compare the top tier WRs with a few second- and third-tier running backs.

  • Joseph Addai (#9 RB):  12 in double-digits, two 20+
  • Jamaal Charles (#12 RB):  Seven in double-digits,  three 20+
  • Jonathon Stewart (#11 RB):  Seven in double-digits, four 20+
  • Ronnie Brown (#32 RB):  Six in double-digits, three 20+

If your league is anything like mine (moderate football IQ, prepared for the draft), all of those RBs could’ve been had after the first four  rounds.  And there’s a host of similar examples that could’ve been had much later:  Cedric Benson, Fred Jackson, Rashard Mendenhall, etc.

The real-life reasons for the disparity are fairly obvious.  It’s much easier for a defensive coordinator to take a receiver out of the game than to lock down a back that plays in a balanced offense.  It’s also a volume issue.  A back has 15-25 touches to put up points, where a typical receiver will have 6-10 a game.

The takeaway, at least for an owner considering a WR/WR strategy, is don’t do it.  If you pick in the latter half of the first round, go RB/RB or QB/RB.  Outside of Andre Johnson, who was as consistent as a top-tier RB this year, the upside is extremely limited.  Best case scenario, they keep pace with the second-tier backs you could’ve taken.  Worst case scenario, they cripple your team with feast or famine games.

Making A Case for QB/RB in 2010

No single player is more important to your success next year than quarterback (unless you have the opportunity to take Chris Johnson).  Consistent QB play, week-to-week, is more critical to long-term success than two stud backs.

In contrast to a top-flight RB that has trouble putting up 20+ each week, your QB should average that amount.  A quick look at QB point-per-game averages in 2009 (admittedly using my league’s scoring system which varies a bit from ESPN standard):

  • Aaron Rodgers (#1):  24
  • Drew Brees (#2):  21
  • Brett Favre (#3):  21
  • Peyton Manning (#4): 21
  • Matt Schaub (#5):  20
  • Tony Romo (#6):  20
  • Tom Brady (#7):  20
  • Philip Rivers (#8):  19
  • Big Ben (#9):  19
  • Donovan McNabb (#10):  16

The difference doesn’t seem like much initially, but over the course of a full NFL season, it’s a delta of nearly a hundred points between Rodgers (#1) and McNabb (#10).  This isn’t reason enough to take a QB over a RB with the first three or four picks but it makes a very strong case to use a 5-10 pick on a QB rather than a top flight WR or second tier RB.

Another subjective point to consider.  It took an historic year from Chris Johnson to narrowly edge Aaron Rodgers in total points (329-327).  Rodgers was good but not NFL record books good.

Let’s set up a reasonable scenario in next year’s draft.  Chris Johnson, AP, MJD and Ray Rice are taken with the first four picks.  You’re on the clock at five.

Option #1:  You can take Deangelo Williams, Michael Turner, Stephen Jackson, Mendenhall, Frank Gore and Addai among others (with only 20-30 total points separating the lot).

Option #2:  You can take the #1 WR Andre Johnson (only 25 total points above the #5 WR)

Option #3:  You can take the #1 QB Aaron Rodgers (47 total points above the #2 QB, and 58 above the #5 QB)

Those figures quickly elevate Rodgers into a Top 5 candidate, and validate a QB/RB approach.  The drop-off was a little greater this year after Rodgers, but I’d still put Manning and Brees in QB/RB or RB/QB territory (who knows with Favre, you definitely don’t burn a Top 20 pick on him).

The obvious risk with QB/RB or RB/QB is rolling without a top-five WR.  But the numbers back the return.  You don’t need to spend on a game-breaker, you need to find value with SERVICEABLE go-to-guys.  Remember, the big names face double- and triple-teams, and guys like Miles Austin and Sidney Rice will keep emerging each year (Early Doucet and Jeremy Maclin in 2010 . . . depending on whether or not Warner comes back).

Of course, you probably assumed as much.  But I wanted to throw some bad math at you anyway.

Fantasy Rewind: NFL Week 9 Winners and Losers

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This Man Will Give You 15 Each Week.

A huge grab bag of NFL Week 9 Winners and Losers this week.

Let’s just get down to business.

The Winners

Michael Turner, RB, Falcons:  A few low-yardage outings aside, The Burner has scored eight touchdowns in his last five games, punctuated by this week’s 18-166-2 performance.  Turner is one of the few backs that does exactly what you’d expect in a given outing.  His yardage may ebb once in a while, but there’s no question who’s getting the ball on the goal line.

Kurt Warner, QB, Cardinals:  I never thought Warner’s wife was attractive, although she’s doing much better with the longer hair.  There’s something about a female Marine Corps vet that scares my babymaker.  I was sort of into Demi Moore in G.I. Jane.  Anyway, Warner decimated the Bears for 265 and 5.  Bet your fantasy team on him, just not your money.

Larry Fitzgerald, WR, Cardinals:  Even as I lamented another Bears loss, I quietly rejoiced over Fitzgerald’s fantasy stats (9-123-2).  He’s one of the few receivers you see in person (Calvin Johnson being another) and realize he’s on another level than everyone else on the field.  With the Seahawks, Rams (twice), Titans and Lions still on the schedule, 1,400 yards and  15 scores isn’t out of the question.

DeAngelo Williams, RB, Panthers:  Williams put up 21-149-2 against a competent Saints defense on Sunday.  Things get a little tougher for him in the second half but he remains a must-start in all formats.  By the way, have you ever seen a team more star-crossed team than the Panthers (okay, maybe the Titans)?  Every time they start to pull things together, they come up a little short.

Greg Olsen, TE, Bears:  Just what we all need, another feast or famine tight end.  If I had my druthers, all fantasy football leagues would start two WRs and a single flex (WR/TE/RB).  Starting a tight end is like going to a wedding where you only know your date.  You’re either going to get shit-housed or sit quietly in the corner.  There’s no in between.

Ray Rice, RB, Ravens:  Rice gets the nod this week not because he blew you away (12-48-1) but because the guy’s lowest scoring outing this year is still close to double-digits.  It’s like the academy giving Lord of the Rings:  Return of the King best picture based on all three films.  Sometimes, consistency counts.  (Along those lines, I’ve watched various installments of The Matrix during my recent ‘time off.’  I think the second film gets a bad wrap.  Like LotR:  The Two Towers, it was basically stitching together the story.  Had they only made two films, the first, and then a longer compilation of the second two — removing almost all of the Zion scenes — the series would be seen in a different light.).

Steelers DST:  Anyone in an ESPN fantasy league knows two things.  One, the site is unusually hard to navigate.  Two, their ‘expert’ projections are either absurdly low or high.  Anyone that didn’t think the Steelers defense would have a field day against Denver doesn’t watch the games.  The ESPN experts projected 4, the defense delivered 17.

Jay Cutler, QB, Bears:  In the long lineage of QB’s carrying bad teams, the comparison was made this week between Cutler and Archie Manning of the Saints.  Reaching perhaps, but Cutler is putting up huge numbers (369-3-1 this week) for a Bears offense that really doesn’t have anything.  His best receiver is a converted return guy still learning the position (although Devin Hester has shown great improvement this year).

Cedric Benson, RB, Bengals:  No other back in the league is approaching 25 carries per game.  There’s little doubt he’s going to break down before he turns 28 but as long as he continues to put up numbers like Sunday (34-117-1), Benson is a must-start in any format or matchup.

The Losers

Brian Westbrook, RB, Eagles:   I don’t know what to say about Westbrook.  Obviously, this year’s performance isn’t his fault.  Limited carries and a nasty concussion have limited the diminutive dynamo (47-197-1).  But anyone that drafted him (myself included) has waited patiently for a triumphant return that may not come.  Even if you handcuffed LeSean McCoy, this isn’t the situation you envisioned at the start of the season.

Willie Parker, RB, Steelers:  Another victim of the changing guard in NFL backfields, Parker didn’t register a single carry in Pittsburgh’s win over Denver.  Although healthy, FWP is now an afterthought in the Steelers offense, and only viable if second-year back Rashard Mendenhall gets hurt.

Joe Flacco, QB, Ravens:  If you’ve watched a few Ravens games this year, you know the score on Flacco.  Every thing he does is predicated on Ray Rice and his ability to turn screen passes into long gains.  Sure, Flacco can throw the ball down field, and Derrick Mason is still a deep threat, but the Flacco owners will live and die on the short pass.  This week, we died.

Clinton Portis, RB, Redskins:  Another major concussion in the NFL this week.  Against the backdrop of the congressional hearings, Westbrook’s injury and the Redskins being a playoff afterthought, don’t expect the team to rush Portis back on the field.

LaDainian Tomlinson, RB, Chargers:  After a few upticks (against the Raiders and Denver), L.T. is following FWP into fantasy irrelevance.  It’s unfortunate to see such a talent fade so quickly.  It wasn’t long ago that L.T. was the class of the league.  How quickly that’s forgotten in the face of 12-22-0 performances.

Matt Ryan, QB, Falcons:  The honeymoon is over for Ryan, who has seen his fantasy totals drop for five consecutive weeks (including 135-1 last week).

Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions:  It sucks to be a Johnson owner.  The guy is so talented that he’s a threat to score even on this Lions squad.  Unfortunately, Matt Stafford is more akin to throwing to the other team (5 Ints) than Johnson (2-27-0).

Anquan Boldin, WR, Cardinals.  I feel bad for Boldin.  After a lot of lip-service by the team in the off-season, Boldin suited up again this year.  Yet, the team continues to devalue his contribution to the offense, whether he’s on the field or not.  A once a nasty YAC guy is now just hoping for 2-3 catches a game.  Why Ken Wisenhut didn’t trade him in a rich off-season market for receivers is beyond me.  Could you imagine Boldin and Cutler together in Chicago?  /Drool.

Why Fantasy Football Should Draft Teams, Not Players

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It's not just the hair, JVB.

My friend Robert (hereto known as Ert) holds the distinction of being our league’s worst owner.  Over the past eight years, Ert routinely ranks in the bottom third of all teams, has never won a league championship and is a prime target for relentless Tuesday morning mockery.

His worst moments usually happen during those critical four or five hours during the draft.  Robert is a very smart guy, and a great family man, but when it comes to game-time decisions, he falls apart like Tom Cable during a coaches meeting.  Unfortunately, we migrated the league from CBS Sportsline to ESPN this year, so I can’t go back and pull some of his bigger blunders over the last eight years.  But we do have a little recent history (starting Jamal Lewis, Derrick Ward and Sammy Morris on a consistent basis this year).

In any event, Ert pulled down Brees, Moss, T.O. and a number of ‘breakout’ players during this year’s draft, astonishing most of us while crowning him the regular season favorite.  Things looked good in Week 1:  117 points and weekly honors for high score (and a $10 payout).  Since then, Ert has gone 1-6, his only other win coming against your’s truly in Week 3 (a pathetic 62-51 affair).  He has, by a good margin, the lowest scoring team in the league, and relies on Brees’ herculean performances to stay competitive week-to-week.

But I can’t pin his performance solely on draft decisions and weekly starts.

No, there’s an uglier issue lording over the whole of fantasy football.  Unabashed luck.  Pure and simple.  Before the season, would anyone bet $50 or even $10 that T.O. would have only one receiving touchdown through eight weeks?  Or that Greg Olsen would be the 17th best TE in football (keep in mind we both live near Chicago, where everyone and their brother was touting Olsen’s chemistry with Cutler)?  Or that Ryan Grant would become an afterthought in Green Bay’s offense?  As an aside, Ert’s other fantasy team, which he allowed to be auto-drafted in his Yahoo league, is currently in contention.

Anyone remember the days when a dominant back, one good receiver and a consistent quarterback could carry a team to the championship?  Putting together that holy trinity took some planning, and usually paid out in spades if you could get it right.  Those days are gone.  Instead, we have a fantasy atmosphere that is three parts luck, one part waiver wire proficiency.  Although Ert drafted a team that should do better, there are many more examples of weaker drafts now dominating leagues.

Luck has always played a role but never so much as this season.  Even owners that took All Day with the first pick are struggling, as evidenced by our A.P. owner sitting in the basement (a team that includes Kurt Warner and Carolina’s Steve Smith).  Forte owners only recently stepped back from the ledge.  Andre Johnson is not living up to his billing.  Nor is Larry Fitzgerald.  Never mind increasingly hit-or-miss plays with Steve Slaton, Brian Westbrook and Tony Gonzalez.

As someone that’s lived the dream . . . having your fantasy team go to the league championship the same year your team (Steelers) wins the Super Bowl . . . its equally ruinous when your fantasy team sucks and you can’t enjoy an NFL game, even when your real life team is winning.

After spending dozens of hours preparing for this year’s fantasy draft, and reaping very few benefits on Sundays, there’s only two choices.  Give up on your fantasy team altogether, checking in solely to avoid starting players on bye week.  Or build a super team on the sly with other down-on-their-luck owners, trading key players to a single owner and splitting the bounty if that team wins out (a tough balancing act to avoid a veto from the league commish . . . something Ert and I have pulled off in the past).

The answer?  Stop drafting players and start drafting teams by position.

You like the Giants running game?  Draft them at RB1.  You like the Cardinal’s receivers?  Draft them at WR1.  The Colts passing game?  QB1.  The rules would be pretty simple.  Instead of rounds, the draft would go by position.  A team could be drafted only once by position, but would become available again once the next position was up.  The waiver would work the same — you could add/drop teams by position to the waiver.  This would fit PERFECTLY into an auction system.

A team-by-position league would not only mitigate luck, but would allow homers to draft their favorite teams and not be immediately lambasted, helping reverse the Sunday curse of rooting for players playing against your team.

A few thoughts as my 2-5 Chicago Sharts struggle for their third victory tonight (go go Tony Gonzalez).

Steve Slaton: A Graphic Analysis

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Fantasy Rewind: NFL Week 7 Winners and Losers

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Longhorn Running Backs Dominated the Weekend

After dropping five straight, my fantasy team rebounded this week with standout performances by Thomas Jones, Miles Austin and the Steelers DST.  Thankfully, the Chicago Sharts still have an outside chance to make the league playoffs.

It was a good weekend across the board for most established performers, and I imagine most of your league’s scores are hovering around the century mark (especially in PPR leagues).  In this week’s rewind, I eat a little crow on two players (Cedric Benson and Carson Palmer) that I doubted earlier this year.

The Winners

Thomas Jones, RB, Jets:  The Rodney Dangerfield of football (both on the field and in fantasy) just keeps on chugging.  With 26 carries for 121 yards and score on Sunday, Jones has totaled 331  yards and two scores in his last two outings.  This was his fourth dominant fantasy performance of the year (19, 30, 16, 23).  Although he’s faced weak running defenses, Jones is in must-start territory from week to week.

Cedric Benson, RB, Bengals:  Benson is quickly becoming a throwback to the days of a single lead back.  Ced’s 37 carries against Chicago is the league’s highest single-game total this year, and he’s leading the league in both total rushing yards (720) and attempts per game (23).  His lowest fantasy output this year is 8 pts. (ESPN standard scoring), making the Orange Jesus only slightly less consistent than his Purple counterpart.

Miles Austin, WR, Cowboys:  Check out Austin’s two-game totals — 421 yards and 4 TDs.  He hasn’t cracked the top 10 in total fantasy points for a wideout, but little doubt remains about his ability or chemistry with Tony Romo.

Ricky Williams, RB, Miami:  Is there a better compliment to Ronnie Brown, or any starting back for that matter?  Williams averages only 12-13 touches per game but has accounted for nearly 540 yards and 6 scores.  This is Williams’ ninth year in the league, and the guy is well beyond the age when most running backs deteriorate (32).  But the former Heisman winner shows incredible burst through the hole and still has elite speed for a power back.

Matt Schaub, QB, Texans:  I think fantasy owners are finally past any hesitation starting Schaub week-to-week.  Although he didn’t put up staggering numbers on Sunday (264 yards, 2 TDs), he’s more consistent and has the tools and team to hang with Brady and Brees on occasion.  If Steve Slaton can continue to improve on the ground (he’s been terrific as a pass-catcher this year), expect big things from Schaub.

Carson Palmer, QB, Bengals:  The rumors of Palmer’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.  The second Bengal on this list put up Brady-like numbers on Sunday (233 yards, 5 TDs), albeit against a pitiful Chicago secondary.  You’re not going to see this on a weekly basis but with Benson keeping 7-8 defenders in the box, Palmer is more than capable of making good secondaries pay.

Vernon Davis, TE, 49ers:  Move over Antonio Gates, Davis is now the best red-zone TE in the league.  And with the return of Alex Smith, you can only expect more of the same (this duo has demonstrated good chemistry in the past).  He’s not going to net huge yardage or reception totals, but almost 1-in-4 of his receptions goes for a TD.

Honorable Mention:  Green Bay offense; Steelers DST; Chad Ochocinco, Bengals

The Losers

Hines Ward, WR, Steelers:  The top-five fantasy receiver had a slow day on Sunday, netting one reception for three yards against a stout Minnesota defense (even without Antoine Winfield).  It was a quirky offensive day for both squads, with much of the scoring coming from special teams and turnovers.  Although Ward is losing some possession targets to Heath Miller, these games are going to happen now and again.  He faces a tough secondary in Denver after next week’s bye.

Santonio Holmes, WR, Steelers:  It pains me to put Ward and Holmes on this list but at least the Steelers defense showed up this week.  Holmes is a matchup performer (think Lee Evans) and a deep threat but he hasn’t overtaken Ward as the team’s go-to guy, even when the Steelers are putting up good yardage numbers.  You’ll get a few gems but don’t expect any sort of consistency week-to-week.

Matt Forte, RB, Bears:  You can’t blame Forte for this week’s totals (49 total yards, 0 TDs).  The game was over before the end of the first quarter, and he quickly became a non-factor.  But the writing is on the wall — the Bears line can’t run block, and Forte isn’t showing the same burst or decisive cutback runs that made  him so effective last year.  Without the Detroit game, Forte has carried 80 times for 197 yards and zero scores this year.  And the rest of the schedule (Philadelphia, Baltimore and Minnesota twice) doesn’t bode well for a second-half recovery.

Terrell Owens, WR, Bills:  Like Forte, it’s time to stop banging your head against the keyboard and sit (or drop) T.O.  He is quite simply the worst starting #1 receiver in the league right now (well, outside of Roy Williams, who just lost his #1 status to Miles Austin).  If you stripped away the name, would you even consider starting a WR that has 18 catches for 242 yards and score?

Greg Olson, TE, Bears:  Our second Bear on the list was considered a breakout performer by many (including me) with the addition of Cutler.  Olson totaled four catches for 24 yards against the Bengals in a game that saw the Bears throwing on three and four downs.  Not a good sign.  In an offense that can’t run and a hit-or-miss quarterback, Olson’s value has dropped to bye week replacement status.

Calvin Johnson, WR, Lions:  If you’ve ever seen Johnson play in person, he’s truly a man among boys on the field.  He may be the most complete and physically dominant receiver in the league.  However, in addition to playing in the Lions offense, he’s dealing with a nagging injury that kept him off the field on Sunday.  Although he had a great performance against in Week 4, you can probably attribute that to the Bears secondary.  With Daunte Culpepper and Matthew Stafford rotating at quarterback (due to injuries), Megatron’s talents will continue to be wasted.

Marion Barber, RB, Cowboys:  Ironically, the departure of Julius Jones may have been the worst thing to happen to Barber.  Instead of an adequate but error-prone back-up, Barber is splitting carries with a true game breaker (Felix Jones) and a proven backup (Tashard Choice).  Never mind that the Barbarian is running for a career-best 4.8 yards per carry — Jones is averaging almost 9 yards per, and the Cowboys defense isn’t allowing them to close out games on the ground.

Honorable Mention:  Jay Cutler, Bears; Frank Gore, 49ers; Tony Gonzalez, Falcons; Antonio Gates, Chargers

NFL Week 5: Building a Full Waiver Wire Team From Scratch

Building on our Booms & Busts update for Week 5, we’re taking things a step further — creating a full team from scratch using only players currently available on waivers.  To qualify, a player has to be available in more than half of all ESPN leagues.

The Waiver Wire Wonders – Week 5 (% owned)

  • QB:  Jason Campbell (40%)
  • RB1:  Mewelde Moore (6%)
  • RB2:  Laurence Maroney (16%)
  • Flex:  Michael Bush (30%)
  • WR1:  Nate Washington (20%)
  • WR2:  Michael Jenkins (8%)
  • TE:  Todd Heap (40%)
  • DST:  Patriots(43%)

Is this helpful to anyone?  Probably not.  But it’s been raining for the last 48 hours here in Chicago, and I’m about to lose my mind.  We’ll check back next week and see how this team faired against my current team (which has undergone a few face lifts since).

NFL Week 5: Fantasy Booms & Busts

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Jessica Alba's Team is Undefeated

If you’re 4-0 or 3-1 in your fantasy league, stop reading right now.  You’re a gifted prognosticator or lucky, probably both.  Either way, I hate you.  This week’s fantasy projections are for those degenerates riding a 1-3 or 0-4 start.  I am one of those degenerates.

Most head-to-head leagues start their playoff schedule in Week 13 or 14.  That means mid-season is right around the corner and the odds of turning things around are quickly decreasing, especially as the NFL heads into the bulk of its bye weeks.  Yes, it’s time to panic.

Before we get into your Week 5 saviors, let’s look at a few breakout performances last week that probably helped put you in the toilet (scoring based on ESPN non-PPR leagues):

  • 49ers DST: 38
  • Saints DST: 26
  • Brett Favre, Vikings: 28
  • Steve Smith, Giants: 26
  • Rashard Mendenhall, Steelers: 31
  • David Garrard and Mike Sims-Walker, Jaguars: 52 total points (31, 21)

For the most part, the usual crop of fantasy studs showed up last week.  But there were a few notable absences:

  • Steelers DST:  2
  • Titans DST:  -1
  • Drew Brees, Saints: 7
  • Tony Romo, Cowboys: 4
  • AP, Vikings:  8
  • LT, Chargers: 1
  • Jason Witten, Cowboys: 3
  • Marques Colston, Saints: 3

When you’re playing the wire this week, desperately looking for the slightest glimmer of hope, don’t focus on the player.  Most name brand and newly-established players are off the board, and will require commiserate value in trade scenarios (which you don’t have if you’re still reading).

So the story for Week 5 (and from here on out) is matchups.  Here’s  a few to investigate.

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Cleveland @ Buffalo: It’s been a rough start to the T.O. Era in Buffalo.  Expect that to change this week against a Browns team in complete disarray.  This is a great week to play Trent Edwards, especially with Marshawn Lynch active to help keep the defense honest.

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Minnesota @ St. Louis: Although he’s probably handcuffed to AP in your league, you can expect Chester Taylor to see a good amount of action as the Vikings try to keep All Day healthy.

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Pittsburgh @ Detroit: Rashard Mendenhall was probably your league’s first player off waivers this week after a breakout performance against the Chargers (of course, I dropped him after Week 3).  If you can’t lock him up, think about Mewelde Moore.  The Steelers will likely rest FWP another week, and limit Mendenhall’s touches.

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Oakland @ New York Giants: The word is out on Ahmad Bradshaw, and he’s probably not available in your league.  A decent shot for dirt time is Gartrell Johnson, the Giants’ third-string back.  If this one goes blowout, which it very well could against the Raiders 26th-ranked run defense, expect Coach Tom Coughlin to rest Thunder and Lightning v2.0 in favor of Gartrell.

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Houston @ Arizona: I like two backup RBs in this matchup.  Ryan Moats is the biggest beneficiary of Steve Slaton’s continued fumble-itis, and although the Cardinals have improved against the run, Moats could be a factor if Slaton puts it on the ground again.  Beanie Wells is a longer-shot, especially if Hightower continues get goal-line carries, but the Cardinal’s might look to the OSU star to spark its 31st-ranked rushing offense.

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Atlanta @ San Francisco: The 49ers have the highest-scoring DST but they’re owned in only 30% of ESPN leagues.  Although they face a tougher matchup this week against Matt Ryan and league’s 23rd-ranked offense, expect them to stay opportunistic.  Vernon Davis is owned in only 40% of ESPN leagues but is the third-highest scoring TE behind Gates and Clark.  Plus, the Falcons have given up multiple touchdowns to tight ends this year.

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Dallas @ Kansas City: Tashard Choice is owned in less than half of ESPN leagues and could see significant team even with Barber back in action.  Akin to the 49ers DST matchup last week, I like the Dallas DST as a solid waiver play against the Chiefs.

The Reality of Fantasy

PIC-0220I started this blog with a handful of posts related to the upcoming (current) fantasy season.  I spent more time and effort in mock drafts than ever before, hoping to unearth a hidden gem or two that escaped those lucky enough to get paid for guessing each week.

The final results were not flattering.

Once again, my fellow GMs balked at the idea of an auction draft, without a doubt the most fair approach to dole out current year players.  Instead I was stuck with the “random order” #7 pick.  Again.  As last year’s regular season champion, I’d rather had the 10 pick on the turn.

And so I give you the 2009 Chicago Sharts (Week 1 starters in bold, order in parens):

  1. WR:  Larry Fitzgerald (#7)
  2. RB:  Steve Slaton (#14)
  3. RB:  Brian Westbrook (#27)
  4. BE:  Thomas Jones (#34)
  5. WR:  Roy Williams (#47)
  6. TE:  Tony Gonzalez (#54)
  7. BE:  Antonio Bryant (#67)
  8. DST:  Steelers (#74)
  9. QB:  Jay Cutler (#87)
  10. BE:  LeSean McCoy (#94)
  11. BE:  Rashard Mendenhall (#107)
  12. BE:  Torry Holt (#114)
  13. BE:  Trent Edwards (#127)
  14. K:  Neil Rackers (#134)

The only pick that went as planned was Larry Fitzgerald at #7.  Everything else was ad hoc, although I targeted Westbrook and planned to start both the TE and DST runs with Gonzalez and the Steelers.  Based on previous drafts, my strategy was basically:

  • Draft the top player at a given position whenever possible/appropriate
  • Don’t be a ‘me too’ guy when a run starts, especially as it relates to RBs
  • Take the best value on the board if all else fails, and look for valuable handcuffs (your’s and other’s)
  • Wait till the 8th round to pick up a QB if Brees, Brady, Manning and Romo are off the board early

In a vacuum, those are decent priorities assuming a commiserate level of preparation among fellow owners.  In an efficient market, every CEO  has the same access to information and research, and all seek to maximize their returns.  Not so with fantasy football.

Every league has a range of GMs.  Some do copious amounts of research, others can’t name three players on their favorite team.  Somewhere in the middle are most owners:  legit football fans that know enough to be dangerous, but who don’t plan or prepare with any diligence.

I take full responsibility for my picks.  The biggest mistakes were Thomas Jones at #34 and Roy Williams at #47.  Last year’s AFC leading rusher was simply more valuable on paper than any of the next five players that were chosen (Ronnie Brown, Wes Welker, Kevin Smith, Marshawn Lynch, T.J. Houshmandzadeh).  And Roy Williams was the last #1 on the board with a downfield QB.

But here’s the thing.  As much as I know about the NFL, as many games as I watch, as many articles I read or write, the answer is usually the same.  No one can predict a draft, and to a much larger extent, predict player performances in the coming year.  There’s too much parity in the league, too many new coaches, too many evolving philosophies, to reliably predict a full season’s performance, much less week to week.

So hats off to anyone making commercial gain on fantasy football analysis.  It’s a week in, week out crapshoot that finds more truth in injury reports, bye weeks and matchups than honest-to-goodness, rock solid football analysis.

One area that does stand — working the waiver wire.  Sitting at 1-2, it’s the Chicago Sharts only chance for redemption.

Mock Draft Results

This is the first of a few mock drafts I’ll post leading up to the season opener.

I chose a tough starting spot at #5.  It’s a bad position for a few reasons.  Before the draft even begins, you’re forced to consider all major opening strategies, including alternatives like WR/WR or QB/WR.  The elite running backs (in 2009 at least) will be off the board, and you’ll have to weigh the value of being a ‘me too’ in the next RB tier or taking a top flight receiver (Fitzy, Moss, Johnson) or QB (Brees, Brady).

You also get absolutely no benefit from the turn.  You draft once every nine or ten picks. That makes it very hard to project who will be available, and hurts your chance of starting a run while covering up any previous oversights with a quick 1-2 punch.  No fantasy GM looks forward to picking 5, 6 or 7 (which is why an auction draft is better . . . if your league can stomach it).

Mock drafts aren’t the most reliable tool around, especially when 3-4 people leave their computer and let the autopilot pick based on rankings/need (hence some kickers going off the board long before the last round).  But they do give you a sense of how the draft will flow, and where some of the bigger runs start (QBs, TEs, DSTs).

On with the frustration.  This was a 10-team flex league with all mock owners present for at least the first four rounds.

Round 1 (#5):  Michael Turner

Grade:  B+

Comments:  Turner fell into my lap at five when an owner took a chance on LT with the fourth pick.  This hasn’t happened in one of my mock drafts yet, and I don’t imagine it will during the real deal.  But if Turner, MJD or Forte fall to five, they are a must take.  I would only take LT in the top 10 if I was picking on the turn.  The WR run began right after this pick . . .

Round 2 (#16):  Drew Brees

Grade: B

Comments:  The top flight receivers were off the board, most of the second tier backs and both Manning and Brady.  I was happy to take Brees but I had a bad feeling in my stomach.  Very little RB or WR value left, especially with nine picks before my next selection.

Round 3 (#25):  Ronnie Brown

Grade: B+

Comments:  I thought about taking Brown in the second round but Brees was too hard to pass up.  I considered myself lucky to pick up Brown in the third.  He’s in the same talent pool as most of the backs taken in round two.  But I’m still not feeling great at this point.

Round 4 (#36):  Chad Ochocinco

Grade: D

Comments:  I freaked out.  The WR crops are incredibly thin this year, and waiting until the fourth round was a mistake, which forced me to make another mistake here.  It made me reconsider taking Turner and Brees.  That’s how little faith I have in Ocho this year.  Amazingly, a TE run started after this pick . . .

Round 5 (#45):  Ryan Grant

Grade: B+

Comments:  Ryan Grant isn’t getting the respect he deserves in most drafts.  He was available when I took Ocho but based on previous drafts I was pretty confident he’d be overlooked until now.

Round 6 (#56):  Jonathan Stewart

Grade:  C

Comments:  All top flight WRs, RBs and even TEs are off the board at this point.  I had my eye on Braylon Edwards but took Stewart instead, betting he’d be available with the next pick (he wasn’t).  Stewart is a known commodity in a run-first offense.

Round 7 (#65):  Hines Ward

Grade:  B

Comments:  I’ll take the heat right now — I’ve long said that Ward is more valuable than Ochocinco.  So why did I draft Ocho first?   I don’t know.  Like I said, I panicked a bit.  And I knew Ward was going to be available later.

Round 8 (#76):  Chris Cooley

Grade:  C-

Comments:  With two other teams still needing a TE, this was forced.  I’m not a huge fan of Cooley (as a player) but I couldn’t risk not taking him.  I thought about waiting to take a chance on Shockey a few picks later, but I took the proven quantity in Cooley.

Round 9 (#85):  Chargers Defense

Grade:  A-

Comments:  A mediocre DST without Merriman.  An overlooked top 5 DST with him.

Round 10 (#96):  Donald Driver

Grade: C+

Comments:  It was a complete wasteland at this point.  I could’ve taken Santana Moss here (which I ultimately did in the next pick) but it  came down to Aaron Rodgers vs. Jason Campbell.

Rounds 11-14:

  • Santana Moss
  • Chester Taylor
  • Eli Manning
  • Neil Rackers

Grade:  C+

Comments:  Moss is hit or miss, Taylor could see time if AP goes down, Manning was best of the worst and Rackers will score well.

Overall Draft Grade:  C

  • Best Pick:  Drew Brees
  • Worst Pick:  Chad Ochocinco
  • Projected Finish:  5/10

There were a few trends in this draft that we can expect down the road.  The WR run happenened early with Fitzgerald, Moss, and both Johnsons off the board before the end of round two.   This led to a very early TE run in the fourth, followed by an early DST run in the sixth.

What we can take from this:

  • There’s a large distribution of second-tier running back talent, enough so that owners felt comfortable forsaking a third, or even second, back until the fourth, fifth and sixth rounds.
  • The same can be said for the second group of QBs after Brady, Brees and Manning.  The remaining seven starters in a 10-man league are in the same talent pool.
  • Owners went nuts early over name-brand defenses.  The Ravens and Steelers were off the board early, as were the Eagles and Vikings.  Statistically, there isn’t much difference between the four, and probably the next few units.  I still wouldn’t take a DST before the eighth round.
  • WR/WR is no longer a gimmick.  It’s almost a must for owners drafting 6-10.

We’ll do at least another two mock drafts with that in mind, one in the top 3 picks, and another at 9 or 10.

Top 6 Fantasy Football Comeback Players

Second super-productive day this week pushed back this morning’s update.  Apologies to both of you reading.

Before we get down to business, I need to confess a dirty little secret.  I’m a clone.  But not just any clone.  I’m a Jim Rome Clone.

I watch two ESPN shows religiously.  The first is PTI (and yes, I’m a Cornheiser fan as well…double ouch).  A close second is Jim Rome is Burning (I used to listen to his afternoon show during my commute).

Sure, it’s corny, and Romey could use a splash of charisma in his robotic monologues and interviews.  But that’s part of the fun.  He’s so deadpan that even his heavily-scripted moments make me giggle.  It’s like the it hurts the guy to crack a smile.  Plus, who can forget this.

There.  It’s been said.

Anyway, Romey addressed something today that got me thinking.  He endorsed L.T. as a top three back this season.  I point no further than my first post to tell you why I blacked out for a moment and woke up on rocking on the floor.

It’s not that I completely disagree with Rome.  A fantasy draft is about value, and based on the mock drafts I’ve done on Sportsline, L.T. is consistently dropping to the second round.  Would I take him top 10?   Probably not, but he’s a must draft at 11.

In that regard, L.T. has officially entered the Clinton Portis Fantasy Zone ™.  Remember in 2006 when Portis got hurt and Ladell Betts looked great picking up the slack?  Most owners took a pass in 2007, allowing him to slip far below market value.  And while he’s produced the last two years, the damage was done.  He’s usually available late second round.

Those are the questions with L.T. this year.  Will he rebound?  What role will Darren Sproles play in the offense?  How much tread is left on the tires after 2,600 carries and 11,000 yards?  My advice is not to reach, and if he goes late first or early second before you’re up, feel confident that Portis will give you similar production this year.

On to five other players that will rebound from a sub-par 2007 season.

1. Marques Colston, WR, Saints: Barring injury, he should wind up in the top five of most receiving categories.

2.  Carson Palmer, QB, Bengals: Don’t take him until the second half of your draft, but like Kurt Warner last year, Palmer has the potential for 4,000 + 30.

3.  Ryan Grant, RB, Packers: Last year was a mixed-bag for Grant.  He started slow but led the league in rushing down the stretch.  Expect him to finish in the top seven in most rushing categories.

4.  Marion Barber, RB, Cowboys: It was the perfect storm for Barber’s decline.  Lingering injuries, a major rift on offense, inconsistent play calling, and no established rotation (also reasons I haven’t gotten laid in a while) hurt Barber’s performance.  This year’s ‘boys will rely more on their talented line and running game while the rest of the offense settles in post-T.O.  At the very worst, he’ll be The Bus to Felix Jones’ FWP.

5.  Matt Hasselbeck, QB, Seahawks: As counter-intuitive as it sounds, Jim Mora Jr. will do more for Hasselbeck than the brilliant but rigid Mike Holmgren.  Mora’s willingness to let his QB improvise, along with the addition of T.J. Whosyourmomma, will make Hasselbeck a top 10 QB and a perfect high-ceiling back-up for your squad.